Fly Swats

Fly Swatter? A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

How do flies know when you pick up or put down a fly swatter and how do they know what it is for anyway? SERIOUSLY. The last few days there have been some VERY annoying flies in my office. Every single time I pick up the swatter the fly is gone. It doesn't matter how long I sit holding the swatter the fly will not show up. The very second I lay the swatter down, HERE COMES THE FLY! No matter how long I wait to pick up the swatter again the fly pesters me, then when I finally pick up the swatter, the fly is gone again. How do they do that? I KNOW it is not my imagination. Has anyone else noticed this? It drives me crazy! I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT ME SWINGING THE SWATTER AT THE FLY. I MEAN SITTING STILL HOLDING THE SWATTER.

Where can i buy a electric fly swatter in Australia? My brother recently came back from China and he smuggled a electric fly/mosquito swatter. It's great fun at the resturant but i want one at home. So do you guys know where i can buy one in Australia?

How to get rid of flies without a fly swatter? I recently checked into a Villa on Summit Mountain in Virginia and my room is full of flies. There is no fly swatter in the place anywhere and I want to enjoy my sleep. How do I get rid of them!?

How do you get rid of flies without a fly swatter? I recently checked into a Villa on Summit Mountain in Virginia and my room is full of flies. There is no fly swatter in the place anywhere and I want to enjoy my sleep. How do I get rid of them!?

Why does my computer make a fly and fly swatter noise when I go to certain online sites? So when I go to different online sites sometimes my computer makes this weird fly noise. Like a buzzing and then a smack. Like a fly swatter. Sounds weird. But the noise only lasts for about a half a second. can anyone help me turn this off or figure out why its making this noise?

Can I turn an electric fly swatter into a taser? I got an electric fly swatter in Poundland, I've disasemmbled it and it looks like I could fashion a kind of taser. Would it work?

How do i make a giant fly swatter? I am writing a skit for a variety show and in it one of my friends is dressing up as a large fly, any ideas on making a giant fly swatter to try and get her off stage, its a part of the act. we want to shoo her off stage with the swatter

Is it safe to use a splatter guard after it has been used as a fly swatter? My husband has been unemployed and is getting creative on his hell bent path of destruction of my kitchen. He has been painting and has been killing flies for a few days with my splatter guard which he just confessed. He said he was too lazy to look for the fly swatter. EWWWWWWWW! Should I through it away? THROW it away... sorry!

i there a way to make an electric fly swatter stronger? i just got an electric fly swatter but its kinda weak, is there a way to amp it up?

When you kill a Fly with a Fly Swatter? When you kill a fly with a fly swatter, you think they feel the pain before they die or they die before they can feel the pain?

can you get fly swatter achievement in assassins creed 2 dlc? i didn't get the fly swatter achievement now i'm sitting here at 98% needing one more achievement to get the platinum on ps3. Is there another flying mission in either dlc packs that you can get the achievement on i'd rather not have to play the game over for one achievement.

how do you kill a fly WITHOUT a fly swatter? there is this fly and its annoying the crap out of me! How do you kill it WITHOUT a fly swatter?

Why is it easy to swat a fly with a fly swatter, but not your hand? it just seems... strange that a fly swatter can solve the problem of trying to hit a fly with your hand... it's almost impossible with your hand.. but not with a swatter.. why?

How does a fly know when I'm holding a fly swatter? they pester me constantly but as soon as I grab a fly swatter there gone!!

would a electric fly swatter super charged kill you? i took apart an electric fly swatter and added a 3.7v battery and i think the capacitor is blown and it is just giving a constant current out of the transformer and when i hold the two wires together an arc forms?, would this kill you?

Does anybody have a fly swatter I can borrow? I need a fly swatter, got one?

How to kill a fly without a Fly swatter at home? I have this anoying fly that kamakazes on me sky bombs on my faces and body and im trying to kill it with slaps claps and threats! is there a way I could kill it that bring more delight to my soul rather than anger because I cant kill that @#%$#?

How do you kill flies without a fly swatter or strips? I live at a community shelter where money is very tight and they don't have it in their "budget" to buy strips and the swatters tend to disappear.

How to kill a fly without any fly swatter. insecticide, anything like that? I have a fly in my house, and i want it killed. i can't go to sleep knowing there's one in my house, and I have school tomorrow! Please help

Do they make a tactical fly swatter? Every thing is going tactical these days. And I wondered if they made a tactical fly swatter. Also in a combat situation how would you deploy the tactical fly swatter? And how would you inform your comrade your about to deploy it to kill that fly on him? lol yahoo recomended ; Travel > Air Travel for this. Great answers. Now its up for a vote.

Why is it so easy to swat a fly with a fly swatter, but so hard to swat one with your hand? I have found that even when I swat at a fly as fast as I can with my hand, I rarley hit a it. But when I use even a folded magazine its so easy to hit the fly. Why is this so?

How do you keep your fly swatter somewhat sanitary? These things are gross and so are the bug's guts that are on them! Should I spray mine with Lysol, wait for it to dry and put the "killer" part in a bag? I don't know where to put it either, should I hang it on a nail or something? Thanks Chacha, I just hung it under the kitchen sink and now it's out of my sight!

how to kill a house fly with a fly swatter? For 2 days a house fly has been flying in my house.I have tried to swat  the fly.----- NO LUCK.   Please send me your solutions.

Where can I get an Electric Fly Swatter that takes a 9v battery? I've looked everywhere and the only one I can find is a two D. I know they exist because in all the reviews they suggest them because of the higher power but I can't find one. Can anyone help?

Why is Barry using a fly swatter to kill a gorilla? His budget is a joke. We need a President, like Reagan, who has the courage to tackle the nations challenges!

How can i get rid of house flies quickly without chasing them around with a fly swatter all day? I left my windows open yesterday because it was a great weather(like a moron wasn't thinking about flies being out yet) and now my house has a lot of flies 2 many 2 count HELP please

As time goes on, will flies be more difficult to catch with a fly swatter? There's a small one here and it has lightning reflexes. I'm just wondering if, as the more easiest to catch flies get killed, will better genes adapt and make catching the flies near impossible? Are there limitations as to how far the better genes can be passed down?

What is the best way to get rid of flies besides a fly swatter?

should i hit this butterfly with a fly swatter? Ok so there is a butterfly in my house and im terrified of bugs. Yes, butterflys have pretty wings but they still have a creepy bug face, just like any other bug. I tried getting it to go outside but it wont leave. I don't want it flying around my house because I really am scared of bugs. Id feel bad if I hit it with a fly swatter but I don't see any other option. Help is appreciated

Why do moths fly at you after you hit them with a fly swatter? obviously failing at killing him. i usually don't kill moths but this one has been flying around the kitchen and i'm trying to cook so i don't want it to get in the food. also, i'm watching my sisters dog and she said the last time her and her family went away and came back they had an moth infestation. so the thing flew right into me and i ran shaking my clothes and hair off, now i can't seem to find where he went. and the same thing happened the last time i tried to swat at one. why do they do this?

What stores carries electric fly swatter, besides the internet? For example, does best buy have them, or target, etc.

Does anyone remember the old Fly swatter computer game? Okay so i use to have the game on my old computer, you were the hand with a fly swatter, and you had to swat all the flies. It had a white grid like back round. Does anyone else remember game?? or maybe even know where to find it again??

Do you have an electric fly swatter? 1. Does it work? 2. Where did you buy it? 3. How much did it cost?

Does the fly swatter go on the left or the right side of the place settings? Just want to avoid any etiquette mistakes at my dinner party.

Do you hum the Mission Impossible theme song when armed with a fly swatter and hunting down an insect? Or the James Bond theme. Take your pick.

What is more fun than an electric fly swatter and a cool summer night? poll: olives or pickles eh...just wonderin'

How do you kill a housefly without a fly swatter?

Where can I buy an electronic fly swatter in Canada that uses 2 D batteries?

Who invented the fly swatter and when?

What's a good way to repel house-flies, other than the good ol' fly-swatter? We live next to a cattle farm and the flies are THICK. They come into the house any chance they get. My arms are getting tired from the swatting.

Hi I feel really bad about killing a fly with w fly swatter. Does anyone else feel bad about killing insects? Hi I am a vegan and love animals. I feel really bad though I just killed a fly and I looked at it when it was dead and now I feel really upset because I do not like killing anything even a plant. Does anyone else feel bad killing insects?

Poll: Why do flies seem to disappear right after I get the Fly Swatter? Do they actually KNOW what is about to happen to them?

having a housewarming party...could a fly swatter be used as a? spatula? I don't have a spatula yet so I was thinking about just using a fly swatter.

POLL:Who would win in a fight, a penguin with a hammer or a walrus with a fly swatter? why?

If you were President, would you use the fly swatter and try not to laugh at Katie Couric? Indeed.

How do flies know when you pick up a fly swatter?

Are you good at handling a fly swatter or do the flies always get away? lol, I don't even own a fly swatter. goodnight my lovely P&S friends :)

Fly Swatter Trophy/Achievement - Assassin's Creed II - Is it too late? Just clocked the story mode of Assassin's Creed II and was looking through my trophies on the PS3 and noticed that i didn't have the Fly Swatter trophy/achievement, which is to Kick a Guard whilst in the Flying Machine, from an earlier quest/mission/'memory'. Is it still possible to go back and complete this without having to start a new save game and get to that stage?

electric fly swatter is it really dangerous? okay there was a annoying fly in the room and i used the electric fly swatter to kill it and it went to the curtains to run away.when i tried to kill it using electronic mode i accidently hit a string coming out of the curtain and a wired spark popped up im wondering if this fly swatter could cause a fire. im using this fly swatter http://www.gadgetsuk.com/Electric-fly-swatter-p-16680.html

Would you get the fly swatter if you saw the pillsbury doughboy on your kitchen counter?

Have you ever noticed that when you get out the fly swatter the flies hide?

Matador de Moscas means fly swatter? My Dad speaks tex-mex spanglish and he says Matador de moscas is fly swatter, is he wrong?

What would you do with rope, a pop bottle, and a fly swatter? lmfao.... yepp, one of those random days...

My electric fly swatter is making buzz noises.? It make a buzz noise like a fly and it doesn't zap anymore. No zap at all, i put it up to a nail and nothing happened. It only buzzes when i turn it on.

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE AFRICAN HORSETAIL FLY SWATTER OFTEN USED BY IDI AMIN?

Flies are endowed with miraculous vision so why are they so vunerable to the lethal swipes of a fly swatter?

Why do 'fly's always vanish when you get the swatter or fly spray?

When you were little were you spanked with a fly swatter, wooden spoon, branches or belts?

Anyone got a giant fly swatter to whack Sheik Taj Aldin Alhilali with? G'day Ken - freedom of speech is an irrefutable necessity - that doesn't mean I have to like what I hear and reserve my comment for fear of being not pc myself

would you take a fly swatter in the shower? Not sure why i ask. But you provide the answer

Where can I buy a HUGE fly swatter online? I Really need one because I live by a farm and there's 200 flies in my house!! They are very quick and know how to hide! I have to creep up on them in order for them to not see me and fly away before I smack them.

Why do flys fly around & bother you & then when you get up to get a newspaper or fly swatter out they are? no where to be found ?