Fly Swats

Fly Swatter?

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Public Comments

1. haha thats great dude. keep it up. SO TRUE.
2. He he nice one mate i like it :-)
3. lol i do love your jokes cowboy, keep up the good work x
4. How true.
5. made me giggle!
6. Hehehehehehe!!! Hilarious! 12/10. Keep shooting 'em dude!
7. Good one.
8. Old, but funny.
9. Love it!!! So true even in animals LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
10. Great,keep it up.
11. THATS HILARIOUS! I LOVE IT!
12. haha
13. nice one cowboy !! life is good - 2 points and angie on top of me !!
14. Hee Hee.... Good one, and totally clean!
15. that was funny lol
16. good 1 lol
17. how bloody true 10/10
18. lol
19. good but not gr8
20. Good one Cowboy.!!!
21. Funny! 9/10.
22. hahaha........ nice going there........ thanks for create this joke.......
23. That's the way to go Cowboy. Fantastistic. I just love your jokes. Brings a smile to my face when I'm down and you always do the business! Didn't realise you looked on Q&A in the week.